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Computer Fix-It Guy Is Hardwired For Sex
And other barmy techie stories

Computer Fix-It Guy Is Hardwired For Sex (Read footnotes for explanations)

There's a guy in New York City who fixes computers in return for sex. It's true! Well, at least if you believe everything that you read on websites! His only stipulation is that he won't agree to have sex with men. Although, apparently he'll agree to help them out with money. Though I'm not sure what he means by that! Or if he'd be willing to help me out with any!

And, one of the leading technology gurus at Sophus, Graham Cluley, reckons that he's identified spotty teenaged-boys as the biggest threat that the Internet has ever faced. That fact alone makes me mindful of Dale Amon's maxim:

"May the scripts of a thousand kiddies reside in your servers" - curse for a new age, Dale Amon 20021016

As we embarrass our way though emails which reveal far too much about our personalities. And we send personal details about our colleagues, inadvertantly, to the whole office population of London, I can't help wondering: Is all this technology really helping? Is all this technology really helping?

Navy Battleship Scuppered By Windows NT!
Sex Obsessed Virus Writers!
Computer Fix-It Guy Is Hardwired For Sex!
Embarrassing Office Email!
(Footnote)Navy Battleship Scuppered By Windows NT!